What Your Coffee Says About You ☕😏

What Your Coffee Says About You ☕😏

Ever wonder what your coffee order says about you?

Because… it says a lot 😄
Here’s our totally unofficial (but highly accurate) breakdown:

☀️ Light Roast Drinkers
You’re optimistic. Curious. You probably read labels and like to “taste the notes.” You enjoy mornings and might say things like, “This has a bright finish.” We see you.

⚖️ Medium Roast Fans
You’re the dependable one. Balanced. Go-with-the-flow.
You like good flavor without extremes — and people trust your opinion.
Honestly? You’re everyone’s favorite coworker.

🔥 Dark Roast Lovers
You mean business.
You want bold, rich, and strong — just like your coffee and your opinions. You’ve probably said, “I don’t want it sour, I want it to taste like coffee.”

🌿 Decaf Drinkers
You love coffee… just not the chaos.
You’re responsible, self-aware, and enjoy a good night’s sleep.
And no — you don’t need to explain yourself. Decaf is still coffee.

🍫 Flavored Coffee Drinkers
You believe coffee should be fun.
Life’s too short to drink boring coffee, and you’re not afraid of a little sweetness. You probably also enjoy cozy mornings and seasonal vibes.

No matter what kind of coffee drinker you are — we’ve got something with your name on it.

And if you’re not sure what you are yet?
That just means it’s time to try something new ☕😉

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